1. Michael Bay To Make Boom! Boom! Kerplow! Adaptation Of Benghazi Incident

Michael Bay is planning to direct an excessively loud and jarringly edited film about the 2012 attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya, starring John Krasinski as a guy who will stand in front of slow-motion explosions. This is one of two films scheduled to be made about the politically charged incident. The competing adaptation is by a guy who did not direct a series of movies about giant transforming robots, but did produce a movie based on a book that was adapted from a piece of Twilight fan fiction.