1. New Allegations Surface That Bill O'Reilly Is As Full Of Shit As We All Assume He Is

On his Fox News show last week, Bill O'Reilly was helicoptered to the peak of his high horse so that he could bestow shame upon NBC News's Brian Williams for lying about his past as a wartime correspondent. Which is a perfectly understandable thing for a professional blowhard to do, except that O'Reilly himself seems to have a similarly fanciful collection of stories about his days reporting from war zones in El Salvador and the Falklands. Of course, this would all be a lot more damning if the Fox News host had any reserves of public respect to lose.