1. Sochi Winter Olympics Comes To Merciful End With Closing Ceremony In Which Hopefully No People Will Die

The 2014 Winter Games—hosted by Russia in the balmy beach resort city of Sochi—draw to a close today, after two weeks of non-stop events that apparently did in fact happen according to a few of our friends' Facebook feeds. All that is left now is for the world to come together and cross its fingers in the hopes that no one is accidentally set ablaze as the Olympic torch is extinguished.