1. Coca-Cola's Super Bowl Ad Featured Non-White People Singing 'America The Beautiful' In Non-English Languages, So White, English-Speaking Patriots Are Obviously Up In Arms

During last night's Super Bowl, Coca-Cola ran an ad featuring happy American citizens with an abundance of skin pigmentation enjoying their lives in this wonderful country, while the song 'America the Beautiful' was sung in a number of non-Northern-European languages. So, obviously Facebook and Twitter exploded in an anti-Coke racist uproar.