1. Rand Paul Wants You To Know That He Too Is Stupid About Vaccination Stuff

In an obvious effort to pull attention away from his likely 2016 primary rival Gov. Chris Christie, Sen. Rand Paul told CNBC that he too thinks that uninformed parents should get to choose whether or not to risk the lives of thousands of people by not getting their children vaccinated. "I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines," the certified doctor who totally knows better than that said.