1. Shockingly Not-Shocking-At-All Details Of Sochi Opening Ceremonies Leak Online To Excitement Of Several People

Close your eyes and try to imagine what today's Sochi Olympic opening ceremonies will be like. Are You imagining crappy Euro-pop music? Are you picturing long choreographed odes to Russian history that conveniently neglect any mention of human rights crimes? Are you seeing some kind of a giant lame Russian nesting doll ordeal? Well, you guessed exactly right, according to details of the rehearsals that have been spilling online.