1. George Zimmerman Celebrity Boxing Match Called Off On Account Of Extreme Awfulness
The boxing promoter who was planning to deliver a celebrity match between vigilante George Zimmerman and hip-hop star DMX had a change of heart after being deluged with negative press and has decided to call off the match, forcing Zimmerman to figure out some other terrible way to get his name back in the news.
The George Zimmerman vs DMX fight was cancelled. A sincere thanks to the three ghosts who visited the promoter— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) February 8, 2014