1. Patriots Coach Wants You To Know He's Not Unscrupulous, He's Just Inept

Speaking at a press conference this morning, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said that he was "shocked" to learn of all the underinflated balls the team he manages uses and that he has "no explanation" for how such a thing could happen. So, don't accuse him of being a cheater, just accuse him of being terrible at his job.