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1. That Kid Who Stole Guy Fieri's Lamborghini And Tried To Kill Someone Is Going To Jail For Life, And Yet Guy Fieri Gets To Walk Free Despite Being Guy Fieri

Max Wade—that 17-year-old kid who Mission Impossibled himself into a car dealership to steal Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini and later emptied a gun into someone's car before riding off on a motorcycle like someone from a poorly-written TV show—has been sentenced to 21 years to life. Guy Fieri, meanwhile, is in some drug store somewhere buying a gallon container of product for his hair.