1. French Robots Are Coming Into America And Taking All Our Good Grammys

During last night's Grammy Award ceremony, French electropop band Daft Punk was handed awards for both record of the year and album of the year, Queen Latifah married several dozen gay and straight couples on stage, and Paul McCartney reunited with his former bandmate Ringo Starr to perform a song off his new album. Also, several other things happened. It was a long show.