1. You'll Soon Be Able To Buy Kanye West Merchandise With Official Kanye West Currency Called, Yep, "Coinye West"

A new form of cryptocurrency called Coinye West—much like Bitcoin, but way better for reasons that could probably best be explained in a 27-minute autotuned free form diatribe on late night TV—will actually be a real thing in the world staring on January 11. Its creators say it will be a more stable form of currency than Bitcoin and could be used for buying concert tickets or really ugly pocketbooks.