1. Dennis Rodman Apologizes To CNN, Says He Was Drunk During Interview, Which Really Doesn't Explain Every Other Time We've Heard Him Talk

Dennis Rodman, who more often than not is saying or doing something crazy, apologized for his crazy behavior during a CNN interview the other day, explaining that at the time things were not going well with his crazy basketball team idea and he was also kinda drunk: "My dreams of basketball diplomacy was [sic] quickly falling apart. I had been drinking."