1. Barack Obama Wants To Turn U.S. Into Nation Full Of Well-Educated Communists

President Obama is announcing today that he is intending to make two years of community college available to all U.S. citizens at no cost to them, in an effort to boost the education level of the nation's workforce. "It's something we can accomplish, and it's something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world," he says in a video missive filmed onboard Air Force One. Critics of the plan are opposed to it because Obama is in favor of it.