1. Much Anticipated Trailer For The Much Anticipated Trailer For The Much Anticipated New '50 Shades Of Grey' Movie Hits The Internet

A teaser trailer for the full-length trailer for the upcoming film adaptation of E.L. James's 50 Shades of Grey was just released onto the Internet (via Beyoncé's Instragram account, for reasons that make as much sense as anything else in this story). The actual trailer for the actual movie that's scheduled to be released in February is scheduled to be released on Thursday.