1. New 'Star Wars' Might Be All About Luke Skywalker's Severed Hand — Still Better Than Whatever The Hell Those Prequels Were About

[Potential spoilers] According to Internet rumors—ones that are supposedly pretty well-sourced, for whatever that's worth—the events of the new, highly anticipated Star Wars trilogy will begin with the discovery of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber-grasping hand, which has apparently spent several decades falling through space after being severed from its arm by Darth Vader in the final moments of The Empire Strikes Back. That may sound a bit odd, but not every movie can be about the labyrinthine political fallout from a complex trade embargo