1. The Hottest New Craze: Taking A Picture Of Yourself Risking Human Lives At The Tour De France

Fueled in equal measures by excessive narcissism and an apparent desire to make long-distance bicycle riding somewhat interesting, people have been going crazy  taking Tour de France selfies. In case that needs clarification, that's pictures of themselves at a sporting event in which they are not active participants. All this to the extreme annoyance of the cyclists, who seem to to have their hands pretty full racing from France to Britain without also having to dodge self-obsessed idiots playing with their iPhones.