1. The Associated Press Adorably Sues To Obtain Emails Hillary Clinton Pretends She Will Let Us See

The Associated Press, bless their hearts, have filed suit against the U.S. Department of State after multiple Freedom of Information Act requests to get their hands on Hillary Clintons' public emails dating back to 2010—which totally do not contain any classified information that could impact negatively upon her 2016 presidential campaign—were ignored. So cute, it breaks my heart!