1. Glenn Beck Is Fed Up With The GOP's Frustratingly Not-Crazy-Enough Behavior

Libertarian pundit Glenn Beck announced on his radio show yesterday that he is leaving the Republican Party due to its inability to roll back Obamacare and halt immigration reform. "I've made my decision – I'm out. I'm out of the Republican Party," he announced. "I am not a Republican; I will not give a dime to the Republican Party. I'm out. I highly recommend — run from the Republican Party. They are not good." There's some speculation that this announcement might be related to a visit he received last year from his time-traveling future self warning of the dangers of "diversity and tolerance."