1. Harry Reid Retiring From Senate To Make Room For Younger Feckless Democratic Leaders

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid has announced that he will not seek re-election after his fifth term, thus bringing his thirty-year career in Congress to an end in 2017. He explained that he wants to free up campaign funds that could go to younger politicians who still have years of disappointment and frustration to offer the Democratic Party. "I think it is unfair for me to be soaking up all the money to be re-elected with what we are doing in Maryland, in Pennsylvania, in Missouri, in Florida. These are big, expensive states."