1. Ethnically-Diverse Young Voters Oddly Unwilling To Affiliate Themselves With Political Party For Old Straight White Dudes

According to a new Gallup report, 18-to-29-year-old voters—who are increasingly racially diverse—are more likely to identify as Democrats than at any time in the recent past, with 54% to the 36% who identify as Republicans. Top Republicans in finely decorated wood-paneled smoking rooms are emphatically harrumphing at the news.