1. All The People You Thought Were Going To Win Awards Last Night Won Awards Last Night

Last night's Academy Awards ceremony turned out to be full of surprises, the biggest of which being that there were practically no surprises at all. 12 Years a Slave won Best Picture, just as you assumed it would, and Gravity took home nearly all of the technical awards, because of course it did. Also, that one actor from that very sad and important movie, the one you pretty much knew was going to win: that actor won