1. Some Guy Chosen To Replace Jon Stewart On 'The Daily Show'

Trevor Noah—a South African comedian with whom you are, in all likelihood, just becoming familiar this morning—has been chosen to replace Jon Stewart as the host of The Daily Show, much to the delight of people who want to complain that he is not a woman. Check out his first appearance as a Daily Show correspondent here, and then familiarize yourself with his comedic sensibilities in the video below that: