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1. Indiana's Governor Shocked To See That The State's Gay-Hating Law Is This Unpopular

Indiana Gov. Mike Pence is a bit flabbergasted that his state's new law that allows private businesses to deny service to gay people is being viewed as discriminatory. "This law does not give anyone the right to discriminate," Pence told reporters. "But I can appreciate that that has become the perception." He has asked the state congress to deliver a rewrite of the law, hiding its bigotry a bit better, by the end of the week.