1. Indiana Jones Survives Yet Another Plane Crash

According to Harrison Ford's son Ben, the 72-year-old actor who was hospitalized yesterday after crashing his WW2 vintage plane into a golf course is "Battered, but ok!" Ford's publicist later issued a statement saying explaining that "The injuries sustained are not life threatening, and he is expected to make a full recovery," which is good news, as he probably has a submarine to jump onto or something.