1. Lindsey Graham Proud To Have Never Dropped An E-Letter Into An Electronic Mailbox

Sen. Lindsey Graham—who sits on the Senate subcommittee on Privacy, Technology, and the Law—is proud to say that the American people have no reason to fear he might stumble into a scandal similar to the one involving Hillary Clinton's emails, as he has never once sent an email to anyone. He made this incredible claim to Meet the Press host Chuck Todd while staring into a magic box that was trying to steal his soul.