1. Porn Industry Boycotts Samuel L. Jackson After Discovering He's The Guy Who's Been Downloading All That Free Porn

A coalition of pornographic actors have decided to boycott the films of actor Samuel L. Jackson, after a panel discussion during which he made an off-the-cuff joke about the importance of the porn website RedTube—which hosts a ton of pirated videos—in modern life, thus proving that he is the person responsible for the massive amount of illegal porn traffic on the Internet.