1. 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Is Your Leader Now

Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron pulled in an astonishing $27.6 million dollars on its first night in theaters, putting it on track to be the top earning movie in its opening weekend. Resistance in futile. You will see this movie. You will.

2. Chris Christie's Bridge Scandal Re-Emerges Just In Time To Remind Republicans Why They Love Him

The specter of scandal has descended upon N.J. Gov. Chris Christie after his ally David Wildstein pled guilty to his part in closing lanes of the George Washington Bridge in an apparent act of political revenge. Expect Christie's support among Republican voters to spike in the next day or so.