1. Donald Sterling Says He's Not A Racist, Was Simply Tricked Into Behaving Like One For Past Several Decades

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling—who has a long history of discriminatory behavior, aside from the recent comments that got him into trouble—says you've got him all wrong. "I'm not a racist," Sterling told CNN's Anderson Cooper. "I made a terrible, terrible mistake. And I'm here with you today to apologize and to ask for forgiveness for all the people that I've hurt." However, if you're black, please give your forgiveness from over there at the other end of the room.