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1. Tom Brady Suspended—No Cheating For Four Games

The NFL has decided to suspend New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady for four games and fine his Super Bowl-winning team $1 million for breaking league policy prohibiting players from getting caught cheating.


2. George Zimmerman Will Live To Be In A Shooting Incident Again Someday

Professional vigilante George Zimmerman suffered only minor injuries to his face during a shooting incident yesterday in Florida. The shooter contends that he "had to shoot at" Zimmerman, whom he told authorities was threatening him. I don't know. Doesn't sound like the George Zimmerman we know.