1. Bill Clinton Laughs At Allegations That His Wife Has Brain Damage, Which Is Exactly What He'd Do If She Did Have Brain Damage

Bill Clinton fueled speculation that his wife Hillary Clinton may be suffering from a debilitating brain injury yesterday when he joked about the ridiculousness of Karl Rove's suggestion of such a thing. Obviously, making light of it is just what a crafty politician would do in this kind of situation. We're still going to need to see a long-form medical report.