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1. 'Mad Men' Finale Gets Unanimous Thumbs Up From Coca-Cola's Board of Directors (Probably)

AMC's groundbreaking period drama series, Mad Men—the story of one man's decade-long journey through life and love en route to creating the world's most iconic television commercialdrew to a close last night, leaving heartbroken fans thirsting for a show equally as cool and refreshing.


2. Obama Taking Away Local Police's Ability To Defend Themselves Against Invading Armies

Barack Obama is announcing a ban against the federal government providing military-style assault rifles to local police departments. This sounds like a recipe for disaster to me. I can't imagine how a police officer is supposed to enforce jaywalking statutes without a semi-automatic Zastava M70AB2 rifle with a pistol grip in his hand.