1. Jennifer Lawrence Was Told To 'Get It Together' By Miley Cyrus, So That's One More Thing She Can Cross Off Her List

Adorable actress Jennifer Lawrence adorably regaled Seth Meyers with an adorable story about how she got so adorably drunk after the Academy Awards this year that she adorably puked up the contents of her adorable stomach all over the ground, only to find another celebrity gazing upon her adorable drunkenness in pity. "And I look behind me while I'm puking and Miley Cyrus is there like, 'Get it together,'" she recalled.