1. Hold Up, Everyone! Phil Robertson Has Some Homophobic Things He Forgot To Say

Remember back when Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson said those homophobic things in GQ, and everyone was so amazed that a deeply religious person could base his distaste for gay people on passages from the Bible, and then Robertson kinda sorta apologized, and then everyone was all like, "Okay, I'm tired of caring about this"? Well, it turns out he still had some stored-up Bible-based anti-gay remarks he had to get out, and he used an Easter sermon as an opportunity to purge. "You want the verse? The news media didn't even know it was a verse!" Robertson said. "They thought I was just mouthing off. Is homosexual behavior a sin? The guy asked me. I said, do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Don't be deceived."