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1. Former House Speaker Indicted For Doing An Exceptionally Bad Job At Covering Up Misconduct

Dennis Hastert—former Speaker of the House and current high-paid lobbyist—was indicted yesterday by a federal grand jury for allegedly attempting to pay an unknown person $3.5 million to cover up some sort of "past misconduct." We still don't know what this misconduct is, so I guess that means it worked?