1. Britney Spears Successfully Employs The Old 'Punch Backup Dancer In Face To Get Back In Headlines' Strategy

Britney Spears is today being read about and considered by people just like you, after one of her backup dancers filed suit against the pop singer for accidentally breaking her nose during a rehearsal last year, when Spears apparently started twirling "in an unbalanced and reckless manner." When asked to pay for the dancer's medical bills, Spears allegedly refused, and now we all remember that she exists.