1. Snapchat Rejects $3 Billion Offer To Get Ruined By Facebook

The photo-sharing service Snapchat reportedly turned down a $3 billion offer to get itself swallowed by Facebook, chewed up with a bunch of random new rules and restrictions and then spit out, most likely, as an inferior version of its former self. 23-year-old CEO Evan Spiegel stated that he is not ready to consider any offers at this point for the app that allows users to share pictures that will self-destruct after several seconds and is presumable waiting for his company to self-destruct any second now.