1. Exorcism Business Is Booming Thanks To War On Drugs

In an effort to rid this corporeal plane of "an infestation of demons" brought on by drug-related violence in Mexico, Catholic priests in the area are being kept quite busy performing necessary and not-at-all-bullshit exorcisms. "We believe that behind all these big and structural evils there is a dark agent and his name is The Demon. That is why the Lord wants to have here a ministry of exorcism and liberation, for the fight against the Devil," says one priest who is presumably also an adult person.