1. Gwyneth Paltrow's Newest GOOP Lesson: How To Take Down A Major Magazine Before It Can Publish A Hit Piece On You

America's favorite sweet and adorable though thoroughly modern working mom Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to crush Vanity Fair between her well-manicured violet and quinoa-scented fingers before it can publish an "epic takedown" of the actress. So far, she has managed to convince George Clooney to opt out of a future cover article. The magazine, however, continues to stubbornly hold on to its faltering existence.