1. Sleeping Justin Bieber Is A Hooker-Screwing Angel

The Bieber people tried admirably to get the seemingly endless stream of South American hookers that the pop singer has been banging his way through to sign confidentiality agreements and hand over their cell phones. But it wasn't enough to stop this video of Justin Bieber sleeping — probably dreaming of pissing in the world's biggest mop bucket — from leaking onto the Internet and subsequently into your eye holes.