1. Homeless Vet Gets Xtreme Makeover To Look Like Person Who Is Not Invisible To Society

It would appear as though Degage Ministries in Grand Rapids, Michigan has solved the United States' shameful homeless veteran problem. All we have to do is hire a personal stylist and a video production team to help makeover every one of the people who risked their lives for our country so that they resemble the people who destroyed our economy and robbed our pensions. And, voilà! Suddenly people care about them and they're getting their lives back in order.