1. The U.S. Secret Service Keeps Forgetting To Not Let Dangerous Armed People Near The President

It's pretty common knowledge that one of the U.S. Secret Service's most important duties is keeping potentially dangerous people away from the President. Especially those who happen to be carrying deadly weapons. So, you've got to admit it seems a little bit weird that the agents keep forgetting to do that. Shortly after news broke that they allowed a crazy dude with a knife to sprint past them into the White House, we're now finding out that they let an ex-convict—who was carrying a gun!—get into an elevator with President Obama.