1. Air Canada Somehow Turns Its Lost Dog F**k-Up Into Scathing Criticism Of U.S. Media

After somehow managing to lose somebody's dog somewhere between California and Canada, Air Canada responded through a spokesperson to a CBS Sacramento journalist seeking a statement with a not-completely-offbase, but still oddly-dismissive email. "Their entire government is shut down and about to default and this is how the US media spends its time." First of all, the CBS Sacramento news team is not representative of the U.S. media as a whole. And second of all, yes.