1. Sarah Palin Can Now See Gay Marriage From Her Backyard

The huge, burly, bearded men (and women) of Alaska are free to marry one another now that the state's 16-year-old ban on same-sex marriage has been overturned by a federal judge. The 49th state in the union became the first to pass a constitutional amendment against marriage equality in 1998, which was especially cruel considering the area's 713-1 male-to-female population.