1. We're Probably Not All Going To Die From Ebola... For The Time Being

Now that 44 of the 48 people on Dallas, Texas' Ebola watch list are being released from quarantine, and both Nigeria and Senegal are being declared Ebola-free by the World Health Organization, disease conscious people everywhere can finally breath a sigh of relief, as it appears the pandemic is slowly coming under control. Of course, that sigh of global exhale will make it much easier for any of the billions of other strains of viral infections to spread amongst the populace.