1. New Jersey Braces Itself For Absolutely No Consequences As Gay Marriage Becomes Legal

At midnight last night, Newark mayor (and senator-elect) Cory Booker, along with other mayors and officials across New Jersey, began marrying gay couples as marriage equality officially became state law. Based upon occurrences in other states following marriage equality, Garden State residents are preparing themselves for a shitstorm of barely noticing a difference other than once in a while hearing a dude casually refer to his "husband."