1. The United States Is Being Overrun With Big, Stupid, Dirty, Resource-Consuming Pigs... No, The Real Kind

The United States government is embarking upon a $20 million effort to curb the out-of-control population growth of feral pigs across 39 states. In addition to the invasive species causing about $1.5 billion in damages every year and spreading diseases on a national level, they are far too apt a metaphor to be allowed to continue on in this manner.