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1. Citizens of Toronto Gamble On A Non-Crack-Smoking Mayor

Last night, transformative Canadian politician John Tory became the first non-crack-addicted or clinically insane person to be elected as the mayor of Toronto in nearly four years. The current mayor, Rob Ford, will now go back to his old seat on the city council, while Tory's opponent Doug Ford will go back to just being some obnoxious dick.