1. Spanish-Language Remake Of 'Breaking Bad' Looks To Be Muy El Terrible

Univisión, the U.S.-based Spanish-language network, has announced that it will be remaking Breaking Bad for Latin American audiences. Metástasis, which will bring the show's culture of drug violence to otherwise-placid Colombia, will feature Walter Blanco instead of Walter White, Jose Rosas instead of Jesse Pinkman, Cielo instead of Skyler and, obviously, Henry instead of Hank. Walt Jr. will presumably be played by a 50-year-old man in a Raggedy Andy costume.