1. America Falls Victim To Boston Red Sox World Series Winning Curse

American baseball fans have seemingly fallen under the sway of a new curse, one which forces them to endure not only Boston Red Sox World Series wins every couple of years — as evidenced by last night's 6-1 Sox series-ending win over the St. Louis Cardinals — but also obnoxious fans of the team attempting to string celebratory words together into victorious sentences. The curse is only matched in severity by a similar scourge involving the New York Yankees, which has been beleaguering the nation for decades.