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1. U.S. Supreme Court Bravely Opts Out From Having To Make Any Decision On Gay Marriage

Terrified by the very real possibility that they might be wind up bestowing marriage rights to gay people across the nation, the United States Supreme Court stuck its fingers in its ears and chose not to hear state appeals from all same-sex marriage cases presented to it this session. This effectively makes gay marriage legal in twenty-four states instead of fifty. Just so long as there's still some place for bigots to remain bigoted in peace.